so yeah. thailand, i'm here as of the moment, and my habits here havent changed. heres kris...and here's our habit that doesnt change....right after landing..we did our habit...and then Kris tells me..again we are going to Pattaya...if youve seen the movie The Beach, that place is on there...but we weren't in that grimey ass area they were in...we were more like here...so driving...it's mad hot...like crazy vegas but more humid with a little bit of must in the air hot...and this as you can see..they have no use for heaters as the dial goes from kinda cold to fucking blizzard...
so we make it to Pattaya from Bangkok and i find out we arent in a spot like we were last time i was here...it just got trumpgraded...we end up getting the Regency Suite at the Regency Grand Hotel. hotelsuite


so we go out to Walking Street which is the area that was in The Beach..by this time we've met up with Scott whom Kris met on the plane to Bangkok...cool cat. He's actually a Drum and Bass MC. This is how clear it was and how everything actually looked...but my fadedness and just all out lack of energy made everything look like this...this leads us to a bar with live muay thai kickboxing matches inside...and this dude gets layed out...after this kick he got kicked again...and never got up...muay thai


i mean layed out...fools throwin water on his face and shit...this jerk was following me all nite too...him and his damn mask...after walking more..we decided to just hit the hotel again and finish partying there..which led to me waking up on a couch with no clue when and how i fell asleep. so i just put my robe on and went with the habit...yeah i know...shuttup. did our thing...and went to eat at a mad grubbin seafood spot..where like they literally just caught our food..here's faggy Kris with his coconut drink breastesses...and the crew at the table...(l-r)Scott, Stuart, B, Kris..this is one of the new crustaceans i ate...it was like a freakin lobster/crab/crawdad hybrid...but freakin delicious. heres a close up of it...and it pretty much attacking Kris...we ate...headed back to Walking Street where I finally have evidence of Kris being a Nazi...all it takes is ice cream, a pepsi, and an extending baton to get it out of him..naw he isn't a Nazi...he's a j.a.r.k. but yeah...the day after is shopping day..which i kinda wanted to myself...so i will post stuff from the night when we go out and get stupid doo doo dumb...

what it do folkers....well i've been away for almost a week...and this is my first fucking post. yeah i know i'm on some lazy shit...but yo, a 18 hour flight...immigration deportation, and two trannies next to my cousin was alot to take in for the first day..and seeing as i flew to thailand the next day after arriving in the philippines, i've been pretty busy. I'll start at the begining so you guys can at least follow along. so here is the fam waiting in the airport to leave San Fran. Yeah i know it looks gay we're all on laptops...but yo, that's how we get down...so back up offa me. my brother doin his mad ass Thizz Face on the plane...love that guy. miniature me is pretty awesome.did some landing in the Philippines...here are the cousins being transported hostage style to our house. having all the cousins in a van isn't really quiet. there were some head slaps, Thizz Faces, and yelling.
so we get to our house in the Philippines and i have no idea how we are fitting the entire family in the house. here goes the outside...so i stay in the Philippines for one night...left at like 5 in the morning for the airport...and i see this sign...if you wanna wish me a good trip. fuck you, you can't..the sign says so..you fucking well wisher. so yeah..that was pretty much my first 24 hrs away from home. pretty tiring. and i'm going shopping now. so when i get back i'll try to do my first night back in thailand. but for now..it's time to hunt for bootlegs...you know i love you BB$. e-z